In retrospect, the point at which my dad said, "Sevilla is a pretty big city, isn't it?" and I replied that I thought it was the third-largest city in Spain should have set off some alarms--after all, the only map we had with us was a tourist map of Sevilla proper. But no alarms sounded in any of our heads, and we drove on, blindly following the road signs that continued to say "Sevilla." The thing is, though, while Sevilla is actually the fourth-largest city in Spain (by population and area), it is still a wreck to drive in, and we found that out the hard way.
It took us about two and a half hours to drive the 250 km between Granada and Sevilla, and as we reached the outskirts of the city we decided it was best to call the hotel and ask for directions. So I called and told them we were on the highway, and asked how to get to the hotel. Her reply: take the SE-30, head toward the center of the city, park in the parking lot for
El Corte Ingles (a giant department store chain), and call back. She emphasized that last part, which sounded a little weird to me, but the rest of the directions seemed reasonable, so I agreed and hung up. Well, we got to the SE-30, but the options for which directions to go were not quite clear, I think they were something like "toward Córdoba" and "toward Cádiz." Mind you, these are both cities that aren't actually anywhere near Sevilla (check a map), so we just picked "toward Cadiz" and went with it.
Looking back, that was the right choice, but we didn't know it, nor did we know exactly where we were heading. I assumed (quite wrongly) that by the simplicity of her directions, it would be a fairly self-evident route, but what it actually was was the beginning of what would be the most lost I've ever been in my life. The problem was this. The SE-30 is a loop, much like the 610 around Houston. Those of you familiar with Houston, imagine this (the rest of you, do your best): you're driving into Houston from, say... Austin, and you need to get to... I don't know, the University of Houston. So you call, and they tell you, "ok, get on the 610 and go toward the center of Houston, and park in the Macy's parking lot" (I don't know if there is actually a Macy's in Houston, but let's pretend there are some). But of course, when you get to the 610, there aren't any signs that say UofH, or downtown Houston, instead they just say north and south. That's basically what happened to us, and it turns out that we were supposed to do was drive halfway around the loop and
then head for the center. But we didn't.
Sooo.... after thinking we were lost and calling the hotel again without getting any useful information, we went back to where we entered the city at first, where I went into a restaurant to ask for directions. What ensued was a frenzy of yelling and discussion as everyone in the restaurant (all related or regulars, it looked like) starting worrying about the apparent predicament we were in ("We're not even on this map right now!" one of them exclaimed as they looked at the city plan I had brought in with me). Finally, after 5-10 minutes, I got what resembled a set of directions that I could follow. However, at the end of it all, I mentioned the SE-30 that the hotel receptionist suggested, at which point the woman giving the directions exclaimed, "The SE-30?? Why would you go that way?"
Well that put us into a predicament, two conflicting sets of directions. After discussing the issue with my parents, we decided to call the hotel... again. A new receptionist answered this time, a guy, apparently they changed shifts. I tried to describe where we were, to which he replied (also with astonishment in his voice) that we were still well outside the city proper, and we should continue driving toward the city, all the way to the center, then park in the Corte Ingles parking lot, and ask someone on the street for directions. (Yeah, good sign when the hotel receptionist can only give you directions partway.) So on we pressed. In not to long we got to the Corte Ingles though, and then pulled over to find the parking and eventually the hotel. But it was not to be, unfortunately because we didn't get to THE Corte Ingles, only A Corte Ingles. Ya, both receptionists neglected to inform us that there were multiple Corte Ingleses in Sevilla. After asking a taxi driver, though, we figured that one out and were on the road again.
I'm not going to describe everything that happened next, because I don't think I can remember it all, but basically it was a series of pulling over and asking someone on the street how to get to the Corte Ingles, the person on the street freaking out over how complicated the directions were going to be, and in the end having the person giving us directions partway and telling us to ask again. Finally, finally, we got to the Corte Ingles, called the hotel again to confirm, and then parked and unloaded the car, ready to walk to the hotel.
However, getting to the hotel on foot didn't end up being a particularly easy feat either. One of the primary reasons for this was that there was a THIRD Corte Ingles, which no one thought to tell us about. Finally, we got to the hotel by asking a woman in a market stall, who spoke to the hotel receptionist via my phone, then drew the directions on our map. The best part was, though, at the end, the street out hotel was off of was called "
Amor de Dios", or "Love of God." So, at the end of reviewing the directions with me, the woman finished with "
...y luego, pregunta para Amor de Dios,", which at first listen, sounded to me something like "and then, for the love of God, ask someone!" Of course, the subtleties of
por and
para in Spanish, as well as the lack of article before "
Amor de Dios" change the meaning of the sentence a bit, but still, it was funny to me. So yeah. Not long after, that, we did get to
Amor de Dios, and then the hotel... two hours after we first hit the outskirts of Sevilla! (Remember the 2.5 hours I said it took us between Granada and Sevilla? Yeah... another 2...)
Yeah, so that was an ordeal. Even writing about it exhausts me enough to want a drink. Again in retrospect (gotta love 20/20 hindsight) we could have done a little better had we looked some things up before we left. But even so, not knowing there were 3 Corte Ingleses, and not getting any real help from the hotel contributed to the issue. But in the end we made it. And the rest of the time in Sevilla was great. I will recount all in Part 2b. For now, I tried my best to create our route...
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